Bullmastiff: Big Dogs with Even Bigger Hearts

Ever seen a dog that looks like it could be your personal bodyguard but actually just wants to be your cuddle buddy? 🤗 That’s the bullmastiff for you! These gentle giants might look intimidating with their massive bodies and serious faces, but underneath all that muscle is a total softie who’d rather nap on your couch than do anything remotely scary. As someone who’s been absolutely obsessed with this breed since my cousin got one named “Tiny” (ironic, I know), I’m pumped to share why these dogs are seriously underrated!

The Origin Story: Not Just Another Pretty Face 🕰️

Bullmastiffs weren’t created to be Instagram models (though they definitely could be 📸). Back in the 19th century, English gamekeepers needed a dog that was fierce enough to track down poachers but disciplined enough not to rip them to shreds. Enter the bullmastiff – a cross between the bulldog and the mastiff. Their job? To silently track down poachers, knock them over, and pin them down until their human showed up. Talk about a “ruff” day at work! 😂

These powerful puppers were literally called “The Gamekeeper’s Night Dog” which honestly sounds like the title of a cool fantasy novel I’d totally read. They had to be quiet, quick, and brave – qualities that are still part of their DNA today. Except now they use those skills to silently steal your spot on the couch or bravely protect you from the terrifying delivery person. 🛋️

Size Matters: The Ultimate “Big Boned” Doggo 🦴

Let’s address the elephant (or should I say, bullmastiff) in the room – these dogs are HUGE. Like, “mom, can we keep him? I promise he won’t grow anymore” and then surprise! He’s the size of a small horse. Adult males typically weigh between 110-130 pounds, while females are slightly smaller at 100-120 pounds. That’s basically the weight of an average human teenager, except with four legs and a lot more drool.

Despite their size, bullmastiffs don’t need as much exercise as you might think. They’re actually pretty chill and would rather spend quality time lounging around than running marathons. A couple of moderate walks a day is usually enough to keep them happy. They’re basically the perfect Netflix binge partner – they’ll watch all ten seasons of Friends with you without complaining once. Though they might judge your snack choices with those soulful eyes. 👀

Personality: The Original Gentle Giant 🧸

You know that friend who looks super intimidating but is actually a total sweetheart? That’s bullmastiff energy right there. These dogs are known for being incredibly gentle, especially with their family members. They’re patient with kids (though supervision is always smart with any dog and child combo because, hello, they outweigh most children by like… a lot).

They’re also surprisingly sensitive souls. A bullmastiff who gets scolded might look at you with such heartbroken eyes that YOU end up feeling like the worst person ever. They don’t forget either – these dogs can hold an emotional grudge that would impress even my ex. 😅 But show them love and respect, and you’ll have the most loyal companion imaginable.

Training: Smart… But Make It Stubborn 🧠

Here’s where things get interesting. Bullmastiffs are intelligent dogs, but they also have opinions. Strong ones. About everything. Training a bullmastiff isn’t like training a border collie who’s basically begging you to give them homework. It’s more like trying to convince your teenage cousin to help with the dishes – they understand what you want, they just need to decide if they agree with your request.

Early socialization is super important because let’s be real – a poorly behaved 120-pound dog is nobody’s idea of a good time. But with positive reinforcement and consistency (and maybe a pocket full of treats 🍖), these dogs can learn to be amazing companions. Just don’t expect them to fetch your slippers with the enthusiasm of a retriever. They’ll give you a look that clearly says, “You have legs. Get them yourself.”

Health Stuff: Because We Want Them Around Forever ❤️‍🩹

Like most large breed dogs, bullmastiffs don’t have the longest lifespans – typically 8-10 years, which is honestly the most unfair thing ever. They can also face some health challenges including hip dysplasia, heart issues, and certain cancers.

Because of their adorably squishy faces, they can also experience breathing problems and are sensitive to extreme heat. So if you’re looking for a hiking buddy in Arizona in July, maybe reconsider. Or at least bring a portable fan and lots of water! 💦 Regular vet check-ups are super important, and keeping them at a healthy weight can help prevent some issues. Yes, those puppy eyes begging for another treat are hard to resist, but staying firm is an act of love!

The Drool Factor: It’s Giving Waterfall Vibes 💧

Let’s address another elephant in the room – bullmastiffs drool. Like, a lot. If you’re someone who freaks out about a little mess, you might want to reconsider, because these dogs can turn your home into a slip ‘n slide with minimal effort. After they drink water? Drool. When they see food? Drool. When they’re excited? Super drool. When they’re sleeping? Somehow, still drool.

The positive spin? You’ll save money on floor cleaner because you’ll be wiping up drool so often that your floors will actually be cleaner than ever before. And nothing says “I’m comfortable with you” like being totally unfazed when your dog shakes his head and decorates your walls with a Jackson Pollock-style drool masterpiece. 🎨

Living With a Bullmastiff: RIP Personal Space 🏠

If you value your personal space… well, bullmastiffs don’t really understand that concept. These dogs are 120 pounds of pure LOVE and they want to express it by being as physically close to you as possible. They’re lap dogs who never got the memo about their size. They’ll back up into you and sit on your feet. They’ll lean against your legs with their full body weight until you’re pinned against the wall. They’ll try to sleep in your bed and leave you clinging to the edge while they sprawl out like they’re in a luxury hotel.

The good news is they’re quiet dogs who don’t bark much, so at least your neighbors won’t hate you. The bad news is they snore. Like chainsaw, earthquake, “is that a freight train in my living room?” snoring. But honestly? It becomes weirdly soothing after a while. 😴

The Perfect Owner: Is It You? 🤔

Bullmastiffs aren’t for everyone, and that’s okay! The perfect bullmastiff owner has:

Space – you don’t need a mansion, but a tiny studio apartment might be challenging

Patience – for training, for drool, for stubborn moments

Time – these dogs form strong bonds and can get anxious if left alone too much

A sense of humor – because when your dog accidentally knocks over a visitor, you’re gonna need to laugh

Financial stability – big dogs mean big food bills, big beds, big toys, and sometimes big vet bills

If you’re looking for an independent dog who needs minimal attention or a super athletic companion for your daily 10-mile runs, a bullmastiff might not be your vibe. But if you want a loyal, loving companion who will be your shadow around the house and protect you with their life if needed? You might have found your perfect match.

In the end, bullmastiffs are like potato chips with fur – you can’t have just one. Once you experience life with these magnificent doofuses, other dogs just don’t hit the same. Sure, your furniture might be covered in drool, your personal space will be a distant memory, and you’ll never pee alone again, but you’ll have a faithful friend who loves you unconditionally and gives the world’s best cuddles. And isn’t that what we’re all looking for? 🥰